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Thursday, August 24, 2006

10 Reasons Why I Would be Thrown out of Culinary School

10. Cucumber Cheddar Ball

9. Gatorade Ice-Cream Float

8. Applesauce and Asparagus Compote

7. Country Fried Salmon

6. Raisin and Mixed Nut Pizza

5. Cold Ground Beef Salad

4. Pear Chicken Casserole

3. Eggplant Walnut Bread

2. Liver and Kidney Omlette

1. Hummus Cheesecake

3 Comments:

At 10:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Number 10 stopped me dead in my tracks and made me throw up in my mouth. lol

 
At 10:40 PM, Blogger yournamehere said...

This is stuff you eat? Please elaborate.

 
At 4:48 PM, Blogger Violet said...

Blegh! No, I wouldn't eat this food on a dare. I just thought of "hummus cheesecake" for some reason and started building a list.

But I am the least motivated cooker I know. Right now, my fridge contains one egg, one slice of cheddar, yogurt, a half container of froo-froo cheese spread.

 

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